Showing posts with label funny poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny poems. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

I’m Fun Series 1– As Cool As A Cucumber



I’m Fun Series 1–  
As Cool As A Cucumber



I am known to be cool as a cucumber - and
Not easily sunder --

Essential ingredient to a any salad - and

Not bothered by any number -- yet ,

Delicious on its own -


Have a bite ,  and enjoy the thunder, under !


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Ps. You might need some organic sea salt to bring out the full flavour ! :-)

New Yer --- New Limeriks



Three  Of My Silly Limericks



You and I, should have gone for fun

Me and you, should have had much fun
No need to be too serious
Or things will be so tedious
Me and I, and you are just pun


Little nice missy went up the hill
She then tumbled down to get some pill
A snake wrapped around her belly
Which at the bottom looked like jelly
Little nice missy had given snake pill


There was a lady, who liked to hide
There was no rules for her to abide
She was much fun when she wrote
Not so fun when she ate goat!
Wished her to come out happy and ride


Monday, November 21, 2011

Unfinished Verses



Unfinished   Verses




Dear,
Did I tell you that
Days will go by
Doomed
Done
Dusted



You
Yet I tell you now
Years will come
Yearned
Yet
You lost it



Oh,
On time, maybe just
On your bike, there you come
Only must
On again
On you turn



Life
Like or not
Live till die
Lonely might
Lose or win,
Lost



Friends
Feeling all
Foe, maybe
Foreigner, possible
Farting,
Forbidden!